{"id":53636,"date":"2016-06-09T09:17:49","date_gmt":"2016-06-09T07:17:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/?p=53636"},"modified":"2016-09-09T14:27:34","modified_gmt":"2016-09-09T12:27:34","slug":"pro-du-foot-euro-2016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/paris-au-quotidien\/pro-du-foot-euro-2016\/","title":{"rendered":"Se faire passer pour un(e) pro du foot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><iframe loading=\"lazy\" style=\"border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 62px;\" src=\"\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/likebox.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fpariszigzag&amp;width&amp;height=62&amp;colorscheme=light&amp;show_faces=false&amp;header=false&amp;stream=false&amp;show_border=false\" width=\"300\" height=\"150\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/center>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Le 10 juin prochain, l\u2019Euro 2016 de football masculin d\u00e9marrera par le match France &#8211;\u00a0Roumanie<\/strong>. Comme un mois tous les deux ans (avec l\u2019alternance Mondial &#8211; Euro), les non fans de ballon rond vont subir 51 matches et des heures d\u2019analyses de comptoir. Une solution moins\u00a0crispante ? <strong>Infiltrer le milieu des aficionados de foot et tenter de se prendre au jeu, voire se faire\u00a0passer pour un(e) pro du foot sur canap\u00e9. Mode d\u2019emploi.<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1>Crier au hors-jeu<\/h1>\n<p>Le foot n\u2019est pas un sport tr\u00e8s compliqu\u00e9 \u00e0 comprendre, hormis la r\u00e8gle du hors-jeu. Pour \u00eatre\u00a0cr\u00e9dible, il faut absolument la ma\u00eetriser sur le bout des doigts. Heureusement, il existe pl\u00e9thode\u00a0de vid\u00e9os sur Internet, comme cette <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=KHcrtGn4Av0\" target=\"_blank\">le\u00e7on<\/a> par Raymond Domenech (faites abstraction de\u00a0l\u2019enrobage sexiste qui affirme que seules les femmes n\u2019y comprennent rien). <strong>Crier \u201cHORS-JEU\u00a0!\u201d devant son petit \u00e9cran fait toujours son effet, \u00e0 condition de le faire au bon moment&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-53639 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/illu_football_01-e1465220727293.png\" alt=\"football-hors-jeu-euro-2016\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/illu_football_01-e1465220727293.png 800w, https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/illu_football_01-e1465220727293-400x300.png 400w, https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/illu_football_01-e1465220727293-768x576.png 768w, https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/illu_football_01-e1465220727293-667x500.png 667w, https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/illu_football_01-e1465220727293-200x150.png 200w, https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/illu_football_01-e1465220727293-220x165.png 220w, https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/illu_football_01-e1465220727293-120x90.png 120w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<h1>Balancer des stats<\/h1>\n<p><strong>Adoptez la m\u00e9thode Christian Jeanpierre<\/strong> (le commentateur de TF1 que les footeux adorent\u00a0d\u00e9tester)<strong> et d\u00e9gainez une statistique plus ou moins utile \u00e0 intervalles r\u00e9guliers<\/strong>. Il y a m\u00eame des\u00a0moments id\u00e9aux pour \u00e7a :<\/p>\n<p>\u25cf si vos amis s\u2019excitent au moindre corner, calmez-les en affirmant sobrement que le\u00a0corner m\u00e8ne au but <a href=\"http:\/\/www.slate.fr\/story\/112973\/football-corner\" target=\"_blank\">dans moins d\u2019un cas sur quarante<\/a> ;<\/p>\n<p>\u25cf lorsqu\u2019ils traitent les joueurs de feignants, rappelez qu\u2019un joueur de champ court en\u00a0moyenne <a href=\"http:\/\/www.physicfootball.com\/lesstats.htm\" target=\"_blank\">11 kilom\u00e8tres par match<\/a> (et tout de m\u00eame 5 pour un gardien de but). Attention,\u00a0ceux qui courent le plus sont loin d\u2019\u00eatre toujours ceux qui l\u2019emportent \u00e0 la fin&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u25cf quand arrivent les derniers instants du match, pr\u00e9venez-les que c\u2019est \u00e0 la <a href=\"http:\/\/sport.gentside.com\/insolite\/insolite-c-039-est-a-cette-minute-la-qu-039-on-marque-le-plus-de-buts_art41465.html\" target=\"_blank\">89\u00e8me minute<\/a>\u00a0qu\u2019on constate le plus de buts, la fatigue et la tension poussant les joueurs \u00e0 multiplier\u00a0les erreurs.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-53640\" src=\"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/illus_football_02.png\" alt=\"football-euro-mode-emploi\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/illus_football_02.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/illus_football_02-400x300.png 400w, https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/illus_football_02-768x576.png 768w, https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/illus_football_02-667x500.png 667w, https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/illus_football_02-200x150.png 200w, https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/illus_football_02-220x165.png 220w, https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/illus_football_02-120x90.png 120w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>De telles stats fleurissent un peu partout sur les sites sp\u00e9cialis\u00e9s, mais <strong>pour du frais et de\u00a0l\u2019in\u00e9dit, il suffit de suivre le compte <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/OptaJean\" target=\"_blank\">Twitter <\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/OptaJean\" target=\"_blank\">Optajean<\/a><\/strong>, tenu par des professionnels de la\u00a0statistique footballistique.<\/p>\n<h1>Relativiser<\/h1>\n<p>Il suffit de prendre confiance en r\u00e9alisant que 80% des gens qui regardent l\u2019Euro en savent\u00a0aussi peu que vous et racontent bien souvent n\u2019importe quoi&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pour \u00eatre cr\u00e9dible pendant l&rsquo;Euro qui arrive, mode d&#8217;emploi ! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":53792,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_seopress_titles_title":"Se faire passer pour un(e) pro du foot","_seopress_titles_desc":"Infiltrer le milieu des aficionados de foot et tenter de se prendre au jeu, voire se faire passer pour un(e) pro du foot sur canap\u00e9. 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