{"id":78357,"date":"2018-05-28T12:10:59","date_gmt":"2018-05-28T10:10:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/?p=78357"},"modified":"2018-05-28T12:16:52","modified_gmt":"2018-05-28T10:16:52","slug":"scandale-la-petition-des-testicules","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/paris-au-quotidien\/scandale-la-petition-des-testicules\/","title":{"rendered":"Scandale\u00a0: la p\u00e9tition des testicules"},"content":{"rendered":"

Marre, ils en ont marre d’\u00eatre irradi\u00e9s<\/strong> ! Car oui messieurs, savez-vous que vos bijoux<\/strong>, vos joujoux, vos tout petits, vos pr\u00e9cieuses se prennent les fichues ondes<\/strong> de votre t\u00e9l\u00e9phone portable ? C’est pourquoi elles en ont ras le bol, elles vont finir grill\u00e9es<\/strong> comme des petits popcorn et paniquent \u00e0 l\u2019id\u00e9e de ressembler \u00e0 deux vieux kiwis avant m\u00eame d\u2019avoir tent\u00e9 de procr\u00e9er\u2026<\/p>\n

La solution\u00a0?<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n

Jeter son t\u00e9l\u00e9phone portable.\u00a0<\/strong>Non on d\u00e9conne\u00a0! On a trouv\u00e9 le produit qui va sauver des vies (litt\u00e9ralement)\u00a0: le cale\u00e7on anti-ondes<\/strong>\u00a0!<\/p>\n

Un nouveau mat\u00e9riau a point\u00e9 le bout de son nez\u00a0! La marque Spartan <\/a><\/strong>utilise une technologie brevet\u00e9e et certifi\u00e9e par le MET Labs, USA, le laboratoire de r\u00e9f\u00e9rence dans la recherche anti-ondes. Ce \u00ab\u00a0WaveStopper<\/strong>\u00a0\u00bb est un v\u00e9ritable bouclier contre les ondes et prot\u00e8ge vos roubignoles<\/strong> tout en confort\u00a0!<\/p>\n

\"SPARTAN1\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Des cale\u00e7ons styl\u00e9s et ultra confortables <\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n

Compos\u00e9s de fil d\u2019argent, un anti-bact\u00e9rien<\/strong> naturel et de coton haute-qualit\u00e9, les cale\u00e7ons sont d\u2019un confort tout terrain. Gr\u00e2ce \u00e0 ses cale\u00e7ons capables de bloquer 99% des ondes<\/strong> de t\u00e9l\u00e9phones portables et Wi-Fi, Spartan<\/strong> d\u00e9cide de veiller sur votre petit paquet (et \u00e7a, c\u2019est quand m\u00eame vachement sympa\u00a0!)<\/p>\n

Mieux,\u00a0ils se soucient tellement de vos bijoux qu\u2019ils vous font une r\u00e9duction de 5% pour un cale\u00e7on achet\u00e9 et de 15% pour 3 cale\u00e7ons achet\u00e9s\u00a0avec le code\u00a0: <\/strong>U6QWSOIM<\/span>\u00a0sur Amazone !<\/strong><\/p>\n

On fonce refaire son stock de cale\u00e7on\u00a0par ici<\/a>\u00a0!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Marre, elles en ont marre d’\u00eatre irradi\u00e9es ! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":41,"featured_media":78478,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_seopress_titles_title":"Scandale\u00a0: la p\u00e9tition des testicules","_seopress_titles_desc":"Marre, ils en ont marre d'\u00eatre irradi\u00e9es !","_seopress_robots_index":"","_seopress_robots_follow":"","_seopress_robots_imageindex":"","_seopress_robots_snippet":"","_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"8","_seopress_robots_breadcrumbs":"","_seopress_robots_freeze_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_custom_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_canonical":"","_seopress_social_fb_title":"","_seopress_social_fb_desc":"","_seopress_social_fb_img":"","_seopress_social_fb_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_height":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_title":"","_seopress_social_twitter_desc":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_height":0,"_seopress_redirections_value":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled_regex":"","_seopress_redirections_logged_status":"","_seopress_redirections_param":"","_seopress_redirections_type":0,"_seopress_analysis_target_kw":"","_seopress_news_disabled":"","_seopress_video_disabled":"","_seopress_video":[],"_seopress_pro_schemas_manual":[],"_seopress_pro_rich_snippets_disable_all":"","_seopress_pro_rich_snippets_disable":[],"_seopress_pro_schemas":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,1144],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-78357","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-paris-au-quotidien","category-lifestyle"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/api\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78357","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/api\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/api\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/api\/wp\/v2\/users\/41"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/api\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=78357"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/api\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78357\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/api\/wp\/v2\/media\/78478"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/api\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=78357"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/api\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=78357"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/api\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=78357"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}