{"id":79330,"date":"2018-06-15T17:37:40","date_gmt":"2018-06-15T15:37:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/?p=79330"},"modified":"2019-06-27T18:49:00","modified_gmt":"2019-06-27T16:49:00","slug":"les-tocs-du-parisien-le-dimanche","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/paris-au-quotidien\/les-tocs-du-parisien-le-dimanche\/","title":{"rendered":"Les tocs du Parisien le dimanche"},"content":{"rendered":"

Parce qu\u2019il ou elle ne doit rien faire comme tout le monde, le\u00a0Parisien<\/strong>\u00a0a ses petites manies sp\u00e9cialement con\u00e7ues pour surmonter le dimanche.<\/p>\n

Chaque t\u00e2che est cr\u00e9\u00e9e pour lutter contre la triste arriv\u00e9e du satan\u00e9 lundi.<\/p>\n

D\u00e9monstration.<\/p>\n

Le Parisien boit une bi\u00e8re \u00e0 16h<\/strong><\/span><\/h3>\n

Pour tromper son corps et lui faire croire qu\u2019on est encore samedi.<\/p>\n

Il arrose ses plantes<\/strong><\/span><\/h3>\n

Moment \u00ab\u00a0green\u00a0\u00bb de sa journ\u00e9e, il se doit de faire croire qu\u2019il a la main verte et aime la nature.<\/p>\n

Il lit \u00e0 sa fen\u00eatre<\/strong><\/span><\/h3>\n

Pour que \u00e7a change un peu de la lecture dans le m\u00e9tro.<\/p>\n

Il cuisine<\/strong><\/span><\/h3>\n

Parce que la veille, il a tellement abus\u00e9 qu\u2019il faut se donner bonne conscience avec un petit brocoli qui cuit dans la cocotte.<\/p>\n

Il bouge les meubles<\/strong><\/span><\/h3>\n

C\u2019est son petit c\u00f4t\u00e9 Maison France 5, il a envie de grands changements design, de grand espace, de \u00ab\u00a0nouvelle circulation de l\u2019\u00e9nergie dans les pi\u00e8ces\u00a0\u00bb.<\/p>\n

Il appelle maman<\/strong><\/span><\/h3>\n

Parce qu\u2019elle a essay\u00e9 d\u2019appeler toute la semaine et qu\u2019il n\u2019a pas arr\u00eat\u00e9 de la zapper. Et il va se faire gronder.<\/p>\n

Il fait un peu de sport<\/strong><\/span><\/h3>\n

Il tente un demi-footing \u00e0 15h qui se transforme en bi\u00e8re \u00e0 16.<\/p>\n

Il se couche tard<\/strong><\/span><\/h3>\n

Parce qu\u2019il s\u2019est tellement convaincu qu\u2019on \u00e9tait samedi qu\u2019il se couche trop tard et maudit le lundi.<\/p>\n

Comme tout le monde.<\/p>\n

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