{"id":80009,"date":"2018-07-02T19:05:28","date_gmt":"2018-07-02T17:05:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/?p=80009"},"modified":"2019-06-28T12:12:10","modified_gmt":"2019-06-28T10:12:10","slug":"les-meilleurs-cliches-sur-les-parisiens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/paris-au-quotidien\/les-meilleurs-cliches-sur-les-parisiens\/","title":{"rendered":"Les meilleurs clich\u00e9s sur les Parisiens"},"content":{"rendered":"

Le Parisien – concept f\u00e9minin-masculin – g\u00e9n\u00e8re beaucoup d\u2019\u00e9lectricit\u00e9 dans l\u2019air\u00a0! On a tous un avis sur cet hurluberlu tout droit sorti de son m\u00e9tro pourri.<\/p>\n

Vrai\u00a0? Faux\u00a0? \u00c0\u00a0vous de juger.<\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00a0De toute fa\u00e7on ils r\u00e2lent tout le temps\u00a0\u00bb<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n

Oui mais c\u2019est parce que ce sont les autres qui r\u00e2lent en premier\u2026<\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00a0Qu’est-ce\u00a0qu\u2019ils roulent mal\u00a0!\u00a0\u00bb<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n

OK, rien \u00e0 dire, le code de la route parisien se limite \u00e0\u00a0: \u00ab Vert ! Tuuuuuuuuut !\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00a0Jamais un bonjour, ils font toujours la tronche\u00a0\u00bb<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n

Non, ils sont s\u00e9lectivement polis\u2026<\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00a0Il sont en contradiction permanente\u00a0\u00bb<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n

Pourquoi choisir entre le vice et la vertu\u2026 Alors ils mangent bio et Mc Do.<\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00a0Ils picolent tout le temps\u00a0\u00bb<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n

C\u2019est parce qu\u2019il y a trop de terrasses \u00e0 tester.<\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00a0Les Parisiens s\u2019habillent comme tout le monde pourvu que ce soit quatre fois plus cher\u00a0\u00bb<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n

\u00ab Trouver le bon basique \u00bb a r\u00e9ussi \u00e0 nous faire acheter des t-shirts blancs \u00e0 90 euros.<\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00a0Ils d\u00e9testent les provinciaux\u00a0\u00bb<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n

Balle au centre, non\u00a0?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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