{"id":80773,"date":"2018-07-18T18:01:04","date_gmt":"2018-07-18T16:01:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/?p=80773"},"modified":"2019-06-28T12:10:03","modified_gmt":"2019-06-28T10:10:03","slug":"probleme-du-parisien-n5-fuir-les-moustiques","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/paris-au-quotidien\/probleme-du-parisien-n5-fuir-les-moustiques\/","title":{"rendered":"Probl\u00e8me du Parisien n\u00b05 : fuir les moustiques"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00c7a y est, il est l\u00e0.<\/p>\n<p>On a beau lui envoyer la dose maximale de <strong>pollution<\/strong> dans la trompe, le <strong>moustique<\/strong> survit \u00e0 tout, m\u00eame \u00e0 Paris.<\/p>\n<p>Et alors qu\u2019on commen\u00e7ait \u00e0 peine \u00e0 voir brunir notre peau, ce monstre a tout ravag\u00e9\u00a0: nous ressemblons \u00e0 un pain d\u2019\u00e9pice bouffi qui se contorsionne sur sa chaise de bureau en se grattant fr\u00e9n\u00e9tiquement\u2026 On perd un peu de notre superbe.<\/p>\n<p>Mais \u00e7a, c\u2019\u00e9tait avant de r\u00e9colter les <strong>astuces<\/strong> de chacun pour lutter avec vaillance et gr\u00e2ce contre l\u2019intrus de nos nuits\u2026<\/p>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #000080;\"><strong>L\u2019huile essentielle<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n<p>Voyez comme \u00e7a sent fort\u2026 Eh bien \u00e7a incommode aussi Monsieur <strong>Moustique<\/strong>. Alors on remplit un bol d\u2019eau bouillante, on y met quelques gouttes d\u2019<strong>huile essentielle<\/strong> de lavande, g\u00e9ranium, citronnelle ou menthe poivr\u00e9e et on les regarde changer de maisonn\u00e9e.<\/p>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #000080;\"><strong>Les fleurs<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n<p>D\u00e9corer sa maison et \u00e9loigner les moustiques, c\u2019est tellement chic\u2026 On pars\u00e8me dans sa maison des plants de <strong>calendula<\/strong> ou l\u2019on cr\u00e9\u00e9 un mur r\u00e9pulsif sur les bords de nos fen\u00eatres.<\/p>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #000080;\"><strong>Les baumes<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n<p>C\u2019est trop tard, la b\u00eate nous a attrap\u00e9 dans la nuit et nous a massacr\u00e9\u2026 Bras, jambe, cou, nous ne sommes plus qu\u2019un petit bibendum rougi.<\/p>\n<p>Pour \u00e9viter la torture et voir les <strong>boutons<\/strong> dispara\u00eetre, plusieurs baumes miracles fonctionnent\u00a0: l\u2019huile essentielle de lavande, le <strong>baume du tigre<\/strong>, l\u2019argile verte \u00e0 laisser s\u00e9cher, les gla\u00e7ons (ou plonger la main dans son mojito\u2026)<\/p>\n<p>\u00c0 l\u2019attaque\u2026<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Avec \u00e7a, ils vont arr\u00eater de nous grignoter&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":41,"featured_media":80781,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_seopress_titles_title":"Probl\u00e8me du Parisien n\u00b05 : fuir les moustiques","_seopress_titles_desc":"Avec \u00e7a, ils vont arr\u00eater de nous grignoter...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_seopress_robots_follow":"","_seopress_robots_imageindex":"","_seopress_robots_snippet":"","_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"8","_seopress_robots_breadcrumbs":"","_seopress_robots_freeze_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_custom_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_canonical":"","_seopress_social_fb_title":"","_seopress_social_fb_desc":"","_seopress_social_fb_img":"","_seopress_social_fb_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_height":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_title":"","_seopress_social_twitter_desc":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_height":0,"_seopress_redirections_value":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled_regex":"","_seopress_redirections_logged_status":"","_seopress_redirections_param":"","_seopress_redirections_type":0,"_seopress_analysis_target_kw":"","_seopress_news_disabled":"","_seopress_video_disabled":"","_seopress_video":[],"_seopress_pro_schemas_manual":[],"_seopress_pro_rich_snippets_disable_all":"","_seopress_pro_rich_snippets_disable":[],"_seopress_pro_schemas":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,1144],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-80773","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-paris-au-quotidien","category-lifestyle"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/api\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80773","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/api\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/api\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/api\/wp\/v2\/users\/41"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/api\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=80773"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/api\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80773\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/api\/wp\/v2\/media\/80781"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/api\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=80773"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/api\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=80773"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/api\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=80773"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}