{"id":81187,"date":"2018-07-27T14:53:51","date_gmt":"2018-07-27T12:53:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/?p=81187"},"modified":"2019-07-22T15:03:54","modified_gmt":"2019-07-22T13:03:54","slug":"palmares-des-metros-les-plus-chauds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/paris-au-quotidien\/palmares-des-metros-les-plus-chauds\/","title":{"rendered":"Palmar\u00e8s des m\u00e9tros les plus chauds !"},"content":{"rendered":"

En plus des probl\u00e8mes de surpopulation dans le m\u00e9tro<\/strong> (hey hey ligne 13 c\u2019est bien de toi que l\u2019on parle), des personnes oubliant l\u2019usage du d\u00e9odorant et des \u00ab lignes oubli\u00e9es \u00bb de la RATP (\u00ab non toi tu n\u2019auras pas la clim\u2019 \u00e7a co\u00fbte trop cher \u00bb) on h\u00e9site un instant avant de descendre dans les bouches de l\u2019enfer<\/strong>\u2026<\/p>\n

Voici le palmar\u00e8s.<\/p>\n

Lignes grand luxe<\/span> <\/strong><\/h2>\n

Les lignes 1, 2, 5, 9, 14\u00a0<\/strong>gagnent la palme d\u2019or des m\u00e9tros les plus agr\u00e9ables avec leurs rames\u00a0climatis\u00e9es (en ventilation r\u00e9frig\u00e9r\u00e9e pour \u00eatre pr\u00e9cis). Oui messieurs-dames, on peut donc s\u2019y poser tout l\u2019apr\u00e8s-midi jusqu\u2019\u00e0 la nuit tomb\u00e9e pour rester au frais.<\/p>\n

Lignes fournaises<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n

Bien qu\u2019elles disposent d\u2019une ventilation naturelle par le toit ou d\u2019une ventilation m\u00e9canique, les lignes 3, 3bis, 6, 10 et 12<\/strong> (ventilation naturelle) ou 4, 7, 7bis, 8, 13<\/strong>\u00a0(ventilation m\u00e9canique) sont des fournaises. Ce type de ventilation ne marche pas, ou sert peut-\u00eatre seulement \u00e0 envoyer de l\u2019air chaud pour un effet Cara\u00efbes…<\/p>\n

On y monte seulement avec une serviette \u00e9ponge autour du cou pour un petit c\u00f4t\u00e9 hammam<\/b>.<\/p>\n

Lignes de l\u2019enfer<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n

M\u00eame si elle dispose d\u2019une ventilation, la ligne 13<\/strong>, par sa densit\u00e9 de population est une vraie marmite bouillante. Trop de personnes la prennent, elle d\u00e9tient donc la jolie palme de ligne de l\u2019enfer.<\/p>\n

Un grand bravo aussi \u00e0 la ligne 6<\/strong>, non climatis\u00e9e et qui fait une bonne de son trajet \u00e0 d\u00e9couvert, en plein cagnard.<\/p>\n

C\u00f4t\u00e9 RER<\/strong>, on est clairement dans les ab\u00eemes du mal\u00a0: le RER B<\/strong> est mont\u00e9 \u00e0 43 degr\u00e9s !<\/p>\n

On craint que les agents distribuant des \u00e9ventails et des bouteilles d\u2019eau soient vite d\u00e9bord\u00e9s\u2026<\/p>\n

\u00c0\u00a0quand la grande piscine dans le m\u00e9tro<\/strong> pour se rafra\u00eechir\u00a0?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Et la palme du m\u00e9tro le plus chaud revient \u00e0…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":41,"featured_media":81188,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_seopress_titles_title":"Palmar\u00e8s des m\u00e9tros les plus chauds !","_seopress_titles_desc":"Et la palme du m\u00e9tro le plus chaud revient \u00e0...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_seopress_robots_follow":"","_seopress_robots_imageindex":"","_seopress_robots_snippet":"","_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"8","_seopress_robots_breadcrumbs":"","_seopress_robots_freeze_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_custom_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_canonical":"","_seopress_social_fb_title":"","_seopress_social_fb_desc":"","_seopress_social_fb_img":"","_seopress_social_fb_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_height":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_title":"","_seopress_social_twitter_desc":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_height":0,"_seopress_redirections_value":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled_regex":"","_seopress_redirections_logged_status":"","_seopress_redirections_param":"","_seopress_redirections_type":0,"_seopress_analysis_target_kw":"","_seopress_news_disabled":"","_seopress_video_disabled":"","_seopress_video":[],"_seopress_pro_schemas_manual":[],"_seopress_pro_rich_snippets_disable_all":"","_seopress_pro_rich_snippets_disable":[],"_seopress_pro_schemas":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,1180],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-81187","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-paris-au-quotidien","category-actualites-paris"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/api\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81187","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/api\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/api\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/api\/wp\/v2\/users\/41"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/api\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=81187"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/api\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81187\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/api\/wp\/v2\/media\/81188"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/api\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=81187"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/api\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=81187"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/api\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=81187"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}