{"id":81313,"date":"2018-08-02T12:33:29","date_gmt":"2018-08-02T10:33:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/?p=81313"},"modified":"2023-02-27T12:14:21","modified_gmt":"2023-02-27T11:14:21","slug":"top-des-expressions-de-la-parisienne","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/paris-au-quotidien\/top-des-expressions-de-la-parisienne\/","title":{"rendered":"Top des expressions de la Parisienne"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>La Parisienne, ou plut\u00f4t les Parisiennes sont ces femmes nonchalantes, naturellement impertinentes et faussement \u00ab\u00a0nature\u00a0\u00bb que Paris fa\u00e7onne \u00e0 son image.<\/p>\n<p>C\u2019est un bout de tissu de grand-m\u00e8re port\u00e9 comme une pi\u00e8ce de couture, un cheveu emm\u00eal\u00e9 mais qui sent bon la violette, une clope au bec mais un th\u00e9 vert \u00e0 la main\u2026<\/p>\n<p>C\u2019est contradictoire <a href=\"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/paris-au-quotidien\/la-routine-secrete-des-parisiennes\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">la Parisienne<\/a>, et c\u2019est pour \u00e7a qu\u2019on l\u2019aime\u2026 et qu\u2019on la d\u00e9teste. Petit top de ses plus belles sorties\u2026<\/p>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #000080;\"><strong>Mon style\u00a0? Effortless.<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n<p>Passer douze apr\u00e8s-midis pour trouver le jean parfait et le t-shirt blanc id\u00e9al c\u2019est \u00ab\u00a0sans effort\u00a0\u00bb\u2026<\/p>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #000080;\"><strong>Ce week-end j\u2019ai rien fait\u2026 J\u2019ai tra\u00een\u00e9 dans mon canap\u2019, j\u2019ai chin\u00e9, j\u2019ai lu\u2026<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n<p>\u2026 Et j\u2019ai post\u00e9 12 photos sur Instagram de mon canap\u2019, de mon livre, de mon vase chin\u00e9\u2026<\/p>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #000080;\"><strong>J\u2019ai envie de quitter Paris<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n<p>Id\u00e9alisation totale de \u00ab\u00a0La Province\u00a0\u00bb qu\u2019elle d\u00e9crit fa\u00e7on Marie-Antoinette mix\u00e9e avec George Sand\u00a0: \u00ab\u00a0Tu vois, ces champs dor\u00e9s \u00e0 perte de vue, c\u2019est petites brebis qui font ton fromage de ch\u00e8vre (n\u2019allez pas lui demander de diff\u00e9rencier une vache, d\u2019une biquette ou d\u2019un mouton), tout est plus reposant, les gens sont zen, nature\u2026\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>Bon, une fois qu\u2019elle se retrouve dans un Carrouf\u2019 de province elle s\u2019insurge\u00a0: \u00ab Mais c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/paris-au-quotidien\/probleme-du-parisien-n3-comment-etre-chic-en-tong\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">omment peut-on porter autant de tongs<\/a>\u00a0?!\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #000080;\"><strong>On va manger dans un petit boui-boui\u00a0?<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n<p>Signifie : engloutir un bowl \u00e0 16,50\u20ac.<\/p>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #000080;\"><strong>J\u2019ai faim.<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">La <a style=\"color: #000000;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/paris-au-quotidien\/5-cliches-sur-les-parisiennes\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Parisienne <\/a>est affam\u00e9e mais ne prend pas un gramme. Son secret\u00a0? Un fin m\u00e9lange de croissants et de graines germ\u00e9es. L\u2019\u00e9quilibre, c\u2019est chiant, touchons plut\u00f4t les extr\u00eames.<\/span><\/p>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #000080;\"><strong>Ce que les gens sont cons<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n<p>Dit-elle en faisant un doigt d\u2019honneur en traversant au rouge.<\/p>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #000080;\"><strong>Passe plut\u00f4t \u00e0 la maison\u00a0?<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n<p>Aller plus loin que son monop\u2019 de quartier\u00a0? Impossible, il faut venir \u00e0 elle.<\/p>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #000080;\"><strong>Nan c\u2019est mort.<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Refuser est un art de vivre. Elle a un \u00ab\u00a0NON\u00a0\u00bb tatou\u00e9 sur le front. Non tu ne me parles pas, non je n\u2019ai pas le temps, non je ne fais pas une mission dans le 15<sup>e<\/sup>\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #000080;\"><strong>Un verre de vin rouge<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n<p>Elle le sortirait \u00e0 10h du matin si elle le pouvait. Elle prononce \u00ab\u00a0Brouilly\u00a0\u00bb et \u00ab\u00a0Bourgogne\u00a0\u00bb comme si elle avait un orgasme.<\/p>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #000080;\"><strong>C\u2019est une petite marque parisienne<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n<p>Ce qui veut dire \u00ab\u00a0Non tu ne sauras jamais d\u2019o\u00f9 vient mon sublime haut.\u00a0\u00bb Toute sa garde-robe vient \u00ab\u00a0d\u2019une petite marque parisienne\u00a0\u00bb m\u00eame quand celle-ci s\u2019appelle Zara.<\/p>\n<p>L\u2019art de <a href=\"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/paris-au-quotidien\/vous-etes-un-parisien-ringard-si\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">la contradiction<\/a>, c\u2019est chic.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nonchalante, contradictoire, chiante&#8230; Les secrets de la Parisienne ! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":41,"featured_media":81314,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_seopress_titles_title":"Top des expressions de la Parisienne","_seopress_titles_desc":"Nonchalante, contradictoire, chiante... 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