{"id":81460,"date":"2018-08-06T12:42:54","date_gmt":"2018-08-06T10:42:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/?p=81460"},"modified":"2018-08-06T12:42:54","modified_gmt":"2018-08-06T10:42:54","slug":"nos-astuces-pour-survivre-a-la-pollution","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/paris-au-quotidien\/nos-astuces-pour-survivre-a-la-pollution\/","title":{"rendered":"Nos astuces pour survivre \u00e0 la pollution"},"content":{"rendered":"

En plus de l\u2019insupportable chaleur<\/strong> <\/a>qui nous tombe sur les \u00e9paules, la pollution <\/a>fait rage \u00e0 Paris. Son niveau atteint des records et nos chers poumons commencent \u00e0 ressembler \u00e0 deux brioches gratin\u00e9es.<\/p>\n

On a tent\u00e9 de combiner les meilleures id\u00e9es de la r\u00e9daction sous 37 degr\u00e9s\u2026<\/p>\n

Prenez note.<\/p>\n

Cesser de respirer pendant 72h<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n

Et attendre patiemment que le pic de pollution et de chaleur passent avec l\u2019arriv\u00e9e de la pluie mercredi.<\/p>\n

Arborer un masque antipollution 24\/24<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n

Qui donne l\u2019air tr\u00e8s con et emp\u00eache d\u2019ing\u00e9rer des aliments mais il faut ce qu\u2019il faut pour survivre.<\/p>\n

Se tapir au fond de son lit en vaporisant des huiles essentielles d\u00e9polluantes<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n

Et surtout envoyer une photo \u00e0 son boss, il adorera.<\/p>\n

Demander \u00e0 Total d\u2019arr\u00eater les conneries<\/span> <\/strong><\/h2>\n

Parce que \u00ab\u00a0Eh oh hein\u00a0? Ca suffit la quand m\u00eame de faire du mal \u00e0 la plan\u00e8te.\u00a0\u00bb et taper fort du poing sur la table.<\/p>\n

Rouler sur le p\u00e9riph\u2019 \u00e0 v\u00e9lo<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n

Et peut-\u00eatre qu\u2019ainsi, on montrera l\u2019exemple (ou l\u2019on se fera projeter violement sur la bande d\u2019arr\u00eat d\u2019urgence par un taxi qui roulera comme un d\u00e9rat\u00e9.)<\/p>\n

Planter des choux sur le bitume<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n

Pour d\u00e9polluer<\/a>, il faut de la verdure, alors plantez \u00e0 la mode de chez vous.<\/span><\/p>\n

Cesser tout sport\u00a0jusqu\u2019en octobre<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n

Et puis en octobre vous trouverez bien une autre excuse.<\/p>\n

Devenez super radin et n\u2019allumez plus rien chez vous<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n

Four, lumi\u00e8re, douche\u2026 Vous serez un parisien z\u00e9ro d\u00e9chet<\/a>.<\/span><\/p>\n

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