{"id":81481,"date":"2019-06-26T16:01:44","date_gmt":"2019-06-26T14:01:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/?p=81481"},"modified":"2019-07-01T15:30:17","modified_gmt":"2019-07-01T13:30:17","slug":"les-pires-phrases-entendues-lors-de-la-canicule","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/paris-au-quotidien\/les-pires-phrases-entendues-lors-de-la-canicule\/","title":{"rendered":"Les pires phrases entendues lors de la canicule"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On cuit. <strong>Paris<\/strong> explose, l\u2019air est irrespirable, la canicule a le dessus sur le pauvre Parisien qui rase les murs et l\u00e8che des glaces \u00e0 l\u2019eau toute la journ\u00e9e devant son ventilateur inefficace.<\/p>\n<p>Mais il y a pire\u2026 Il y a ces conversations sur la <a href=\"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/paris-au-quotidien\/canicule-les-astuces-pour-ne-pas-tomber-comme-des-mouches\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">canicule<\/a> o\u00f9 chacun y va de son petit conseil pour se rafra\u00eechir\u2026<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00ab\u00a0Il faut mettre un bol de gla\u00e7ons devant le ventilateur pour faire une clim\u2019\u00a0\u00bb<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Que le type qui a invent\u00e9 cette aberration soit maudit. N\u2019importe quel youtubeur bidon t\u2019apprend \u00e0 \u00ab\u00a0faire une clim\u2019 avec un ventilo\u00a0\u00bb mais NON, \u00e7a ne marche PAS\u00a0sinon on n\u2019aurait pas invent\u00e9 les <strong>climatisations<\/strong>\u00a0!<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00ab\u00a0Il faut boire du chaud pour r\u00e9guler la temp\u00e9rature du corps, comme dans le d\u00e9sert\u00a0\u00bb<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Allons\u2026 Qui boit des chocolats chauds et de la soupe quand il faut 37\u00a0? Donc merci mais ce <a href=\"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/bar-restaurant\/restaurant\/la-petite-histoire-des-glaces-berthillon\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Mister Freeze<\/a> fera tr\u00e8s bien l\u2019affaire.<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00ab\u00a0Vous avez de la chance, vous \u00eates au frais\u00a0\u00bb \u00e0 la caissi\u00e8re de Carrefour<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Franchement\u00a0? La canicule grille pas mal de neurones \u00e9galement\u2026<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00ab\u00a0Moi je mouille mon lit\u00a0\u00bb<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>OK super. L\u00e2ch\u00e9 au <strong>resto<\/strong> l\u00e0 comme \u00e7a, \u00e7a fait son petit effet.<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00ab\u00a0Quand il fait froid on se plaint et quand il fait chaud \u00e7a ne va pas non plus\u00a0!\u00a0\u00bb<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Oui on se plaint, c\u2019est pour \u00e7a qu\u2019on est Parisiens et de toute fa\u00e7on c\u2019est la seule chose que l\u2019on arrive encore \u00e0 faire sous 40\u00b0C.<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00ab\u00a0On \u00e9tait mieux \u00e0 la mer\u00a0\u00bb<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Sans blague. Le beau temps est un truc de <a href=\"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/paris-au-quotidien\/10-phrases-de-parisiens-en-vacances\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">vacanciers<\/a> qui fait souffrir n\u2019importe quel travailleur.<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00ab\u00a0Il faut aller dans les endroits o\u00f9 il y a la clim\u2019\u00a0\u00bb<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Comme le cin\u00e9ma oui\u2026 Sauf que l\u2019on n\u2019est pas seul \u00e0 avoir eu cette brillante id\u00e9e donc on fait la queue, on a des places nulles, on s\u2019\u00e9nerve et on a chaud.<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00ab\u00a0Il faut se mouiller les avant-bras\u00a0\u00bb<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Alors on tra\u00eene dans nos <strong>bureaux<\/strong> tous tremp\u00e9s et pataugeant sur nos claviers.<\/p>\n<p>Tongs, short, joues rouges, t\u00eate de bulot s\u00e9ch\u00e9\u2026 Tout fout l\u2019camp avec la canicule.<\/p>\n<p>A lire\u00a0\u00e9galement :<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/cartes.pariszigzag.fr\/carte_graphique\/ou-se-rafraichir-a-paris\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">La carte des endroits les plus frais de Paris<br \/>\n<\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/paris-au-quotidien\/comment-survivre-dans-un-micro-appartement-par-30-degres?fbclid=IwAR091OkTm6dAAC5jzKZRbZWqTfg-MDNrWTWTqoGgr6rQcZgyYnGJfxLybYA\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Comment survivre dans un micro appartement sous 37 degr\u00e9s<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>@Cr\u00e9dit Photo : le jardin Suspendu<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Petit combo explosif sous forte chaleur&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":41,"featured_media":100172,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_seopress_titles_title":"Les pires phrases entendues lors de la canicule","_seopress_titles_desc":"Petit combo explosif sous forte chaleur...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_seopress_robots_follow":"","_seopress_robots_imageindex":"","_seopress_robots_snippet":"","_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"8","_seopress_robots_breadcrumbs":"","_seopress_robots_freeze_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_custom_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_canonical":"","_seopress_social_fb_title":"Les pires phrases entendues lors de la canicule","_seopress_social_fb_desc":"Petit combo explosif sous forte chaleur...","_seopress_social_fb_img":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Le-Jardin-Suspendu-Paris-zigzagparis-zigzag.png","_seopress_social_fb_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_height":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_title":"","_seopress_social_twitter_desc":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_height":0,"_seopress_redirections_value":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled_regex":"","_seopress_redirections_logged_status":"","_seopress_redirections_param":"","_seopress_redirections_type":0,"_seopress_analysis_target_kw":"","_seopress_news_disabled":"","_seopress_video_disabled":"","_seopress_video":[],"_seopress_pro_schemas_manual":[],"_seopress_pro_rich_snippets_disable_all":"","_seopress_pro_rich_snippets_disable":[],"_seopress_pro_schemas":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,1144],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-81481","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-paris-au-quotidien","category-lifestyle"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/api\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81481","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/api\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/api\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/api\/wp\/v2\/users\/41"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/api\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=81481"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/api\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81481\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/api\/wp\/v2\/media\/100172"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/api\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=81481"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/api\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=81481"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/api\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=81481"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}