{"id":85199,"date":"2018-11-20T10:57:49","date_gmt":"2018-11-20T09:57:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/?p=85199"},"modified":"2018-11-20T11:12:42","modified_gmt":"2018-11-20T10:12:42","slug":"survivre-a-paris-sous-les-kilos-de-neige","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/paris-au-quotidien\/survivre-a-paris-sous-les-kilos-de-neige\/","title":{"rendered":"Survivre \u00e0 Paris sous les kilos de neige !"},"content":{"rendered":"

Alerte ! <\/b>\u00c7a<\/b><\/span>\u00a0y est ! Les flocons sont tomb\u00e9s.<\/b>\u00a0Paris est paralys\u00e9, le Parisien<\/strong> a froid<\/strong>, il grelotte, il fout son chauffage \u00e0 fond, il a peur, il se demande s’il ne prend pas ses vacances au ski<\/strong> tout de suite…<\/p>\n

Pas de panique, \u00e7a fait bizarre, mais on a des solutions pour tenter de braver ces intemp\u00e9ries blanches.<\/p>\n

Se munir d\u2019un plaid g\u00e9ant<\/span><\/h2>\n

Dans votre appartement certes, vous en avez d\u00e9j\u00e0 sorti douze, mais il faut s’y enrouler dehors et au bureau !\u00a0C’est alerte avalanche<\/strong> l\u00e0, on ne rigole pas ! Remplacez vos banales \u00e9charpes par un plaid ou un poncho<\/strong>. Bien plus op\u00e9rationnel pour dispara\u00eetre et contrer les attaques neigeuses.<\/p>\n

\"hiver-paris-parisien-paris-zigzag\"<\/p>\n

Manger de la poutine<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n

Frites, fromage<\/strong>, sauce fum\u00e9e\u00a0: enrobez ainsi toutes vos art\u00e8res d\u2019une fine pellicule de gras pour qu\u2019elles se r\u00e9chauffent un maximum. Attention, risque d\u2019infarctus en cas d\u2019abus.<\/p>\n

\"poutine-paris-zigzag\"<\/p>\n

Prendre un max le m\u00e9tro <\/span><\/h2>\n

\u00ab\u00a0Ouh coucou les gens\u00a0! On s\u2019est d\u00e9test\u00e9s toute l\u2019ann\u00e9e mais l\u00e0 on va adorer se coller comme des petits chiots frileux.\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n

On maximise ses allers et venues dans le m\u00e9tro et tout particuli\u00e8rement dans la ligne 13<\/strong>. Hmmmmm, douce chaleur humaine.<\/p>\n

\"chits-endormis-hiver-paris-zigzag\"<\/p>\n

Faire l\u2019oignon<\/span><\/h2>\n

Pour ne pas geler d\u2019un coup dans les rues de Paris sous ces kilos de neige<\/strong>, on multiplie les couches\u00a0: deux trois chaussettes en laine, quatre t-shirts, un pull, deux bonnets\u2026 Et on esp\u00e8re qu\u2019une avalanche ne va pas d\u00e9gringoler du haut de la Butte\u2026<\/p>\n

\"joey-friends-paris-zigzag\"<\/p>\n

Boire du vin chaud<\/span><\/h2>\n

Oubliez vos tisanes qui tr\u00f4nent sur votre bureau, on passe aux choses s\u00e9rieuses\u00a0!<\/p>\n

Buvez du vin chaud\u00a0:<\/strong> proposez-en au bureau, \u00e7a peut m\u00eame donner un petit c\u00f4t\u00e9 festif dans ces moments de lourdes intemp\u00e9ries<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

\"vin-chaud-boisson-hiver-paris-zigzag\"<\/p>\n

Faire du ski<\/span><\/h2>\n

Allez soyons fou, on monte \u00e0 Montmartre<\/strong>, on enfourche ses skis et on d\u00e9vale la Butte.<\/p>\n

Quoi\u00a0? Il n\u2019y a pas de neige\u00a0? Mais mais\u2026 Tout le monde s\u2019est mis \u00e0 poster des photos #parissouslaneige<\/strong>\u00a0? Bon pardon, fausse alerte, c\u2019est toujours l\u2019automne.<\/p>\n

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Apr\u00e8s-ski : check. Bonnet : check. Doudoune : check. Tra\u00eeneau : check. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":41,"featured_media":85200,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_seopress_titles_title":"Survivre \u00e0 Paris sous les kilos de neige !","_seopress_titles_desc":"Apr\u00e8s-ski : check. Bonnet : check. Doudoune : check. Tra\u00eeneau : check.","_seopress_robots_index":"","_seopress_robots_follow":"","_seopress_robots_imageindex":"","_seopress_robots_snippet":"","_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"8","_seopress_robots_breadcrumbs":"","_seopress_robots_freeze_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_custom_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_canonical":"","_seopress_social_fb_title":"Survivre \u00e0 Paris sous les kilos de neige !","_seopress_social_fb_desc":"Apr\u00e8s-ski : check. Bonnet : check. Doudoune : check. Tra\u00eeneau : check. ","_seopress_social_fb_img":"","_seopress_social_fb_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_height":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_title":"","_seopress_social_twitter_desc":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_height":0,"_seopress_redirections_value":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled_regex":"","_seopress_redirections_logged_status":"","_seopress_redirections_param":"","_seopress_redirections_type":0,"_seopress_analysis_target_kw":"","_seopress_news_disabled":"","_seopress_video_disabled":"","_seopress_video":[],"_seopress_pro_schemas_manual":[],"_seopress_pro_rich_snippets_disable_all":"","_seopress_pro_rich_snippets_disable":[],"_seopress_pro_schemas":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,1180,1144],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-85199","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-paris-au-quotidien","category-actualites-paris","category-lifestyle"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/api\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85199","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/api\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/api\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/api\/wp\/v2\/users\/41"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/api\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=85199"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/api\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85199\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/api\/wp\/v2\/media\/85200"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/api\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=85199"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/api\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=85199"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pariszigzag.fr\/api\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=85199"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}